Assertion-- I Didn't Wash My Car Last Month

I Didn't Wash My Car Last Month is written by Jeff (no last name submitted) in Columbia, Maryland. This is a letter from Jeff's neighbor to her sister talking about her grievances about neighbor Jeff.

Dear Molly,
Let me tell you something. My neighbor, Jeff, is so disgusting. To think I'm living next door to some guy who doesn't even wash his car evry other week? The last time he washed his car was last month. People like him are why our neighborhood is going downhill! I told my husband about it and he tried to talk to him but this guy just doesn't understand. He says Jeff doesn't think washing his car is important. He says he simply cannot picture himself as a shrivled old man thinking "I wish I would have washed my car more when I was younger." I'm embarassed to have the friends from the country club come over for my annual Winter dinner party. How can they see me living next to this person whose BMW has dirt spots on it? Molly be thankful you live in a gated community. I'm sure people like this aren't allowed to live there. Jeff just doesn't understand the priorities. He says he would rather watch television to relax and enjoy his time than wash his car. Let his brain turn into stale mush in front of his television set rather than keep his appearances up! I don't know how long I can stand for this. I cannot have my children growing up in this environmetn and seeing this unstable man.
Let me know if there are any houses for sale in your neighborhood. I have a feeling if Mr. I-don't-care-about-small-things-like-appearances doesn't change his ways soon, I'll need to change addresses.
Give the kids kisses from their auntie!
Your sister, Brenda.